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LaZoom Comedy Bus Guided Tour of Asheville

Also see: Asheville Indoor Attractions | Downtown Asheville | Top 20 Outings
Asheville LaZoom Bus Tour
Sister Bad Habit has many talents and keeps popping up along the tour!

Valentine "Let Your Love Roll" Ride
Friday, February 10 through Tuesday, February 14
Your total body Gigglegasm with your Valentine!

Skip the typical dinner and roses and hop on the LaZoom bus for a two hour Valentine adventure full of heart warming mayhem. The party bus departs the Thirsty Monk playing couples games with your lovely hosts and comediennes while en route to a romantic secret location where the romantic duo Stereofidelics will play a seductive set for lucky couples.

LaZoom's "Let Your Love Roll" Ride is the absolute finest way to tell your sweety that he/she/he-she/she-he is "worth it." Get on the Bus with performances by three of Asheville's favorite funny gals, Augusta Wind, Sister Bad Habit and Babs.

All passengers must be 21 to ride. Games and activities will be couple oriented. Beer and wine is permitted. Light snacks provided at the stop location. The ride is approximately two hours in duration. Reservations required.

Tickets $60 per couple, no single seats available
For more, go to LaZoom's Web site.

Asheville LaZoom Bus Tour

LaZoom Bus Tour

Asheville LaZoom Bus Tour

Sister Bad Habit

This is definitely not your mamma's typical tour bus experience. LaZoom is Asheville's only rolling comedy tour bus with a side-splitting guided tour to Asheville's favorite neighborhoods and landmarks that spells quirky fun for both first-time visitors and long-time residents. It's a hoot (and family friendly - ages 13 & up)!

They have three different tour options: City Tour, Haunted Comedy Tour and Asheville Art Tour. Tours run March-December. During March and early April, tours are Fridays and Saturdays. From mid April through December, tours are almost every day. See below for details on each.

Each tour features a knowledgeable and witty tour guide, a heavy dose of corny jokes, and slapstick characters all along the way, with an innovative and clever blend of fact, fiction, and fun with surprises all along the way.

Tours are 90 minutes long and are appropriate for all ages. All tours leave from downtown Asheville. Please arrive at least 10 minutes early. Before you hop on, you can grab a snack or beer to enjoy on the ride.

Dress for success with the weather, LaZoom is an open air bus. Some have enjoyed dressing in their funnest frocks and feathers to be seen parading through Asheville on the lovely purple bus!

You can purchase tickets three ways. Online, over the telephone or upon boarding. Buying tickets in advance online or reserving over the telephone with a credit card is the only way to reserve seating. Online tickets and telephone reservations are taken until two hours before departure. In addition, they have a ticket "window" on Battery Park Avenue, near Haywood, in downtown.

Watch for special tours throughout the year, including haunted tours around Halloween and special Holiday tours for the entire family.

Ask about their new combo ticket packages:

  • Eat Drink and Be Merry combo ticket with Asheville Food Tours.
  • Zip and Zoom with a ticket for Zip Line Canopy Tour.

For more, go to LaZoom's Web site.

Asheville LaZoom Bus Tour

Haunted Asheville Tour


New Haunted Comedy Tour - See more photos on Facebook.

2012 Tour Schedule

City Tour: Hop aboard a bio-fueled purple bus for a historical and hysterical tour of Asheville like you've never heard it before with a 90-minute comedy tour exploring Asheville with a charactered tour guide and surprise performers. Departs from the French Broad Co-op at 90 Biltmore Avenue. March 1-April 15, Fridays & Saturdays 4 PM & 6 PM. April 15-September 30, most days 4 PM & 6 PM. October through December, most days 3 PM & 5 PM.

Asheville Art Tour: Explore the neighborhoods and studios of numerous working artists, including Downtown, the River Arts District and West Asheville, while learning about the Asheville Art scene from a local artist. Departs Saturday mornings at 11 AM, May through November, from the French Broad Food Coop, 90 Biltmore Avenue. Includes bottled water and snack and live music!

Haunted Comedy Tour: Discover Asheville's strange and sordid past. Laugh and scream with your adventurous tour gude with tells of murder, scandals and ghosts. B.Y.O.B. tour begins at the Thirsty Monk, 92 Patton Avenue (you can grab a beer there). Bring your camera - you are guaranteed to see a ghost! May, Fridays and Saturdays at 8:30 PM, June-September Tuesday-Saturday 8:30 PM, October Tuesday-Sunday 7:30 PM and Friday and Saturday 7:30 PM & 9 PM.

Happy Jollidays Tour: Roll through the holidays with a smile on your face and no therapy appointments on your calendar. During their newest tour, you'll meet a real fruitcake, a traveling snowman and a turkey that simply defies explanation! Instead of busting your gut at the holiday table this year, enjoy a side splitting good time as you watch guides dance, sing and perform for you.

Asheville Guided Bus Tour

Asheville Guided Bus Tour

Asheville Guided Bus Tour
Since there is only one bus, advance reservations for a tour with your honey are recommended.
For more, go to LaZoom's Web site.

Private Group Tour Rentals
You can rent the entire bus for group of 15-38 folks, perfect for a family reunion, wedding or other special event. Use Your Imagination! Allow LaZoom to customize your event with virtually any style of performance art Asheville offers.

Luxurious Shuttle Service: Transform a shuttle into a memorable experience! Wow your group with live musicians and entertainment during the shuttle route.

For more, go to LaZoom's Web site.